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Adopted Elise 11 days ago. Love her to bits.Hope to adopt a second in a week or so (•‿•) *6m*Gives Kisses*Licks your eyelids(ouch) & tears off your covers when you’re asleep St.Frances Cat Rescue FL.just braggin.   

Adopted Elise 11 days ago. Love her to bits.Hope to adopt a second in a week or so (•‿•)

 *6m
*Gives Kisses
*Licks your eyelids(ouch) & tears off your covers when you’re asleep 
St.Frances Cat Rescue FL

.just braggin.  
 

Yea,I’m a dork and……adorable.Just FYI.

Yea,I’m a dork and……adorable.Just FYI.

Avon’s Tangtasic/Savourastique Incredible color, I love 

Avon’s Tangtasic/Savourastique 
Incredible color, I love 

SO…

Hey Walmart customers! That biiiig slap of concrete next to the bike racks with benches & pedestrians walking on it, with the that SILLY sign that says “Fire Lane” and things like “No Parking” is not for you to park YOUR GIANT FUCKING DODGE RAM ON. Plz park your giant ass truck like a normal person -IN THE PARKING LOT- not on the goddamn sidewalk you fucking lazy ass morons. That goes to you too Handicap vans.
So I got hit by truck while on the sidewalk at walmart today…..so that happened.
 

41-5 on MissionQue mechanical laughter 

41-5 on Mission
Que mechanical laughter
 

Ok

No one should be allowed to use Tumblr at 5am, not me at least.
I just jokingly called a 9year old sexy…

Just found this in the storage closet! FUCK YEA!!!! METALLIt’s Hi-Ho!Cherry-O Motherfucker!!

Just found this in the storage closet! FUCK YEA!!!! METALL

It’s Hi-Ho!Cherry-O Motherfucker!!

So just now..

Sitting in Labcorp waiting room with my Mother about to get a drug test done, feeling at the top of the world cus I just got a new job! 

Old Lady: “So, When are you due?!!”   


Me: ……..           

Old Lady:  :D       

Everyone else in the waiting room: 

My Mom:                              

Me: “I’m not…”                      

Old Lady:                            

My Mom:                             

I don’t even enjoy the taste of coffee, but sometimes Ill open the coffee can my Mom keeps in the freezer and take a deep breath in. Incredible.

I don’t even enjoy the taste of coffee, but sometimes Ill open the coffee can my Mom keeps in the freezer and take a deep breath in. Incredible.

$1.50 Bunny Rabbit earrings, forever21They’re so cute I’M GONNA DIEE 

$1.50 Bunny Rabbit earrings, forever21
They’re so cute I’M GONNA DIEE 

via 
Time for some stiff cold pizza for lunch! Second breakfast!!

via 

Time for some stiff cold pizza for lunch! Second breakfast!!

I made cheesecake swirl brownies! <3

I made cheesecake swirl brownies! <3

It is….

10am, obviously this means it’s time to eat lasagna (aka second breakfast), and watch Louie season 1.

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