Adopted Elise 11 days ago. Love her to bits.Hope to adopt a second in a week or so (•‿•)
*6m
*Gives Kisses
*Licks your eyelids(ouch) & tears off your covers when you’re asleep
St.Frances Cat Rescue FL
.just braggin.
Hey Walmart customers! That biiiig slap of concrete next to the bike racks with benches & pedestrians walking on it, with the that SILLY sign that says “Fire Lane” and things like “No Parking” is not for you to park YOUR GIANT FUCKING DODGE RAM ON. Plz park your giant ass truck like a normal person -IN THE PARKING LOT- not on the goddamn sidewalk you fucking lazy ass morons. That goes to you too Handicap vans.
So I got hit by truck while on the sidewalk at walmart today…..so that happened.
No one should be allowed to use Tumblr at 5am, not me at least.
I just jokingly called a 9year old sexy…
Just found this in the storage closet! FUCK YEA!!!! METALL
It’s Hi-Ho!Cherry-O Motherfucker!!
Sitting in Labcorp waiting room with my Mother about to get a drug test done, feeling at the top of the world cus I just got a new job!
Old Lady: “So, When are you due?!!” 
Me: …….. 
Old Lady: :D 
Everyone else in the waiting room: 
My Mom: 
Me: “I’m not…” 
Old Lady: 
My Mom: 
I don’t even enjoy the taste of coffee, but sometimes Ill open the coffee can my Mom keeps in the freezer and take a deep breath in. Incredible.
