oh no, I lost a follower due to my anti-Pokemon post!

shopping online for my first car.I don’t even have a licence yet.
I have no idea what i’m doing…

*At work today*
Customer:”Show me your tables!”
*shows her to the tables
Me:Here’s our table selection,there’s not muc….
Customer: “NO!! I SAID SHOW ME THE TABLES!These are SQUARE tables!”
Me: …..

 

posted 6 months ago with 1 note

Ok ladies. I’m all for ladies feeling free to wear shorts and fitted sweats or leggings without having to feel sexualised by others … BUT PLEASE. Stop with the Camel Toes!! All fucking day at work non stop women of all ages walking up to me for help with their whispering eye all like “HELLO DOWN HERE?!! HOW YA DOIN?!!!” I’m a woman too, but control your vagina ladies.It’s kinda like bathing, you don’t have to, but YEA ya kinda do.
"Put that away."
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posted 6 months ago with 5 notes
"I can’t come in today, *Cough* I’m sick…"

"I can’t come in today, *Cough* I’m sick…"

strivingfor-honestbones:

Okay finally have a decent picture of my new mass effect tattoo :3 that Harvey Deal did for me on monday @ inkspot tattoo (north port, Florida) I freaking love it <3
its jacks right sleeve 

My Big Bro did this tattoo!

strivingfor-honestbones:

Okay finally have a decent picture of my new mass effect tattoo :3 that Harvey Deal did for me on monday @ inkspot tattoo (north port, Florida) I freaking love it <3

its jacks right sleeve 

My Big Bro did this tattoo!

zetaetatheta:

boynerdramblings:

rabbit23:

About Damn time! Female Gamers represent! #callofdutyGhostsThis is gaming history right here!

Yep, female character in a call of duty game. That’s definitely history. Samus Aran, Jill Valantine, Lara Croft, Bayonetta, Princess Zelda, Elizabeth and Johanna Dark all say Hi

I don’t know I think we should be proud Call of Duty figured out women exist.

zetaetatheta:

boynerdramblings:

rabbit23:

About Damn time! Female Gamers represent! #callofdutyGhosts
This is gaming history right here!

Yep, female character in a call of duty game. That’s definitely history. Samus Aran, Jill Valantine, Lara Croft, Bayonetta, Princess Zelda, Elizabeth and Johanna Dark all say Hi

I don’t know I think we should be proud Call of Duty figured out women exist.

posted 1 year ago with 10 notes
My brothers Christmas gift to me. MARCELINE!!

My brothers Christmas gift to me. MARCELINE!!

posted 1 year ago
Zoe The Cat just relaxin (Taken with Instagram)

Zoe The Cat just relaxin (Taken with Instagram)

posted 1 year ago with 1 note
(via Mountain High Pizza Pie)Mountain High Pizza Pie in Talkeetna Alaska - Best pizza I&#8217;ve ever had in all my life!
I miss Talkeetna so damn much, heaven on earth.

(via Mountain High Pizza Pie)Mountain High Pizza Pie in Talkeetna Alaska - Best pizza I’ve ever had in all my life!

I miss Talkeetna so damn much, heaven on earth.

posted 1 year ago
fuckin A

lol omg just to no one and anyone , my blog title is Rabbit of the desert, it was fukin Rabbit of the dessert for like 2 fukin years before I even noticed.
 

posted 1 year ago
WW’s

My first try at 2h Zomba and a 45min bike ride, I’m ready for my WW’s weigh in tomorrow lol!
Hope I can keep this up, treating myself with a 3ppoint Skinny Cow Ice Cream Sandwich AWWW YEA 

…..I’M GONNA HURT SO  FUKIN BAD TOMORROW THOUGH
 

posted 1 year ago with 2 notes
WW’s

My first week on Weight Watchers and I’ve lost 5.4lbs. I don’t even feel like I’m depriving myself of anything, I’ve always thought of myself as a heavy eater.
If I can lose five a week OMG, this is awesome. I’m so glad I found out about Skinny Cow!! I don’t wanna lose too much, cus I like my chubs lol. But oh shit, this shit really works. I can’t fukin afford it, but YAY!

thewicked-eternity